Okay, though my facetious brain wants to spit fire on everything, I must say this: if there really were a freaking god, he or “it” hates my guts. Good thing I have no faith in that crap, otherwise I would… Continue Reading →

We’ve got the US bombing Iran, we’ve got a super duper new strain of AIDS, the polar ice caps are melting and our long standing sense of homeostasis planet-wide is about to be blown open. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5052363/ for a party in… Continue Reading →

Oh yes, hyper girl has replaced morbid my uterus is strangling me from afar lady. Hyper girl is a result of my now-better body coupled with frisky weather that makes me want to molest the sun. Things are starting, albeit… Continue Reading →

today, though swearing is ripe on my lips though screaming seems to be the most satisfying activity to partake in as of yet though things have fallen apart, unraveled, come undone and annoyed I am gonna write something pretty. something… Continue Reading →

My boy is in the shower, on the phone and I am microwaving my coffee. Microwaved coffee is the stinkiest. I am leaving, making deposits, paying my friend Dr. Steinberg, and going home to reorganize some shit. I still haven’t… Continue Reading →

I realize I must be the hugest brat in the world, because ultimately when I have to do any job, I hate it with intensity enough to grow anxiety about it out of my chest and limbs like it’s the… Continue Reading →

Two. Two is not my favorite number but three is. Yesterday I had the lovely misfortune of getting perched on some 5 thousand dollar chair so I could have some dysplasia removed via colposcopy from my cervix. Go team uterus,… Continue Reading →

Today is Sunday, the warmest day yet this year I think, and even if it isn’t, I respect the small bits of sun that perks and peaks my skin whenever I can get it. It also happens to be Stupid… Continue Reading →

This is one of those dude mornings. I woke up to TVLand’s 10 greatest Andy Griffith moments, and I realized something: that show sucked. At least it sucks now, and any humor or amusement it may have had is now… Continue Reading →

I fell asleep last night in some weird fluid liquidy dream, after E called to say goodnight and I love you. Squished between pillows and my faux down comforter lie me and Asa, who I pretty much always have to… Continue Reading →