Category 2000-2011

two years later kids two years and now this? ~throwing hands up in despair and laughing

it’s pretty outside I have more to say, but it’s caught in my throat like a furball more in a few

that’s one of those attention getters eh? so we be chillin, yo with the phat bitches, namely my friend john and jizzy pants cuz he nawt be feelin the hottest of the hot, though he is…I have spent the past… Continue Reading →

yea so jizephabel and I were chillin in the big nyc with each other on the lower east side…he took me out for eye-talian fooz ball and foods n shit and then we ran to another bar where we ran… Continue Reading →

yea so I decided that I really cared who the fuck was lookin at my shit and I wanted to know if I could pet my virtual dick for being cooler than my mom…in any case, before the counters were… Continue Reading →

you would be chillin with me right now…feels like sunday morning time n shit and whatevers n a day of crazy and I am a wierdo sittin in my unner panties laffin my ass off and whatever and I am… Continue Reading →

gotta love the webcam ladies and poop faces…so I been on this rock n roll binge with my new bunny marc…chillin since the wee hours of thurzday mornin…but, but, but, I thought you hated boyz dernana? you say, and once… Continue Reading →

This song, dedicated to jizzefabel…aka jeffrey, in the early morning bullshit hours…or is it late? In any case, I have come to a few conclusions…one is, the end…the other is…the beginning…I guess we all untimately decide what hump train we… Continue Reading →

I am his phone buddy, his wet dream, the girl he wants to hump at night, with a “hole freshly dug into the small of her back” hard-on…….. a friend of mine said this to me today, apparently enraged by… Continue Reading →

So I was walking down prince street yesterday when I happened upon the gallery I walked by with oink on new years which has this incredible deco/erte art collection…and I rang the bell only to be turned away due to… Continue Reading →