Category 2000-2011

I passed out last night to the Science Channel, chock full of goodies on various subjects from the Tsunami to the landing of the probe on Titan’s moon on Friday. Tongues, the history of Monopoly and various other subjects pervaded… Continue Reading →

Today was one of my less than stellar days.  I felt on for about 5 minutes, walking by myself to meet my love, Mr. Streudalpants. Strange I should have realized that waking up promptly at 9:30 after falling asleep after… Continue Reading →

As I rocked my little bartending cuteness last night at the Cutting Room, a strange thought kept running through my head. Though, no, not strange, but really very fantastic. I worked with this other new girl who I was sharing… Continue Reading →

E is having the shit TEE est day ever. Big and disgusting amounts of love from me to him in efforts to calm him down. I texted an old friend of mine asking him if he ever wrote a song… Continue Reading →

Those ever spinning questions, what to do, what should I do, have haunted me like crazy lately. Sure, I’m hot, I can sell shit. But do I want to sell shit? No, I don’t think so. I can sell people…. Continue Reading →

Oh wretched accomplishment, or lack thereof. I am finding it hard to be so faketastically positive when I really want to cry. Yeah, yeah, fucking positive thinking and all that shit will get you the world, but most of the… Continue Reading →

well. woke up today. my phone is off. I applied for unemployment yesterday but won’t get it until the last week of this month. the max. in jersey is higher. thank god I get it. how am I supposed to… Continue Reading →

I woke up today, after about three and a half hours asleep, and felt pretty fucking good about it actually. I danced in the early afternoon, practicing singing, and doing crazy little stripper moves in the mirror. No one was… Continue Reading →

Well shit… the edges of the world have come undone, all in happy preparation for the new year, or not. I have an ultra-sensitivity to death  which doesn’t merit a re-explanation, but holy bananas. I have watched a few of… Continue Reading →

I’m awake. Very awake. And it’s tomorrow already. Blame the sugarfree Redbull, I guess. On some random morning show. they had everyone who died this year that was famous, anyhow, and it’s a bunch. A gaggle even. I spent hours… Continue Reading →