Category 2000-2011

If I were to be thrown into hell

It would not be a fiery furnace, it would be like walking into a large freezer, where your snot freezes at contact with the frigidness. Today is hell. In other news, though I am having difficulty controlling my fingers because… Continue Reading →

hells bells for snow angels

Yes. So, given the status of the storm, I hooked up with him last night to make sure that if I were to be snowed in, it wouldn’t be all terrible. So I reside in Brooklyn. E is a peach… Continue Reading →

beep beep beep get offa my seat

I am one of those quasi-morning people. The very act of getting up isn’t something I so much enjoy, as much as I enjoy laying down, that is. But once I am up, I try to make the best of… Continue Reading →

I wouldn’t quote you on that

Oh Jesus. I am battling the croak-n-groan gnarly lung spit lately, chewing shit that I spit up. I had my unemployment meeting this morning which is good since I don’t know if and when I will ever be working again…. Continue Reading →

cold season officially begins for me

I woke up yesterday sounding like “demi moore on a bad day” as coined by my friend. But it was a bit worse than that, my throat feeling as if it were stickily glued together with rubber cement, and me… Continue Reading →

life is pretty like sunshine

I spoke to my mother for a little while yesterday afternoon while en route to the L train. It always vexes me how negative she can be in being sad. If you were upset that your daughter didn’t call for… Continue Reading →

sometimes I can’t help but be full of love

Thanks, kids. Your existence in my life is both gratifying and interesting and superstar. I am gonna climb back up on that pedestal if I can. And I can. I will. But shhhh…. there are ways not worth discussing. Seeing… Continue Reading →

When you take the high dive off the pedestal

Funny. Sometimes the disintegration of the pedestal, and I mean the proverbial you can do no wrong pedestal, is something that occurs naturally through the weathering of time, or space. But sometimes, and for some reason I have done this… Continue Reading →

In a state of panic, it’s hard not to see, huh

I have decided something for myself, too, see? Remember when back a few weeks when I wasn’t eating, and didn’t have any real source of income? Yeah, I know you remember. That time I spent crying to various fools on… Continue Reading →

Cheers to Valerie, for being so incredibly badass

I would tell you where I got this, but it would ruin all the fun. ******************************************************************** Parallelism The balance of verse with verse, an essential and characteristic feature in Hebrew poetry. Either by repetition or by antithesis or by some… Continue Reading →

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