I feel almost like a jerk for admitting this. But furries freak me out. I am not sure if it is the animal suits, or the sex that freaks me out the most. Or the need to be in the animal suit to have the sex. I mean, I am a totally liberal girl (this is the girl who hung a DP pump up pair of latex-donged underpants on my front fence one day just to watch people’s reactions and what they would do…cleaning out the prop junk friends had given me).

But seriously. I just can’t help but want to turn my eyes inside out when I think of it all.