But this one seemed less invasive and stupid than most….Stolen from my buddy J

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
I hope that new eye cream works. You look like shit, dude. It’s time for a facial.

2. How much cash do you have on you?
After cashing my check, $90.

3. What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR? ?
Whore.

4. Favorite planet?
I’m a big fan of Saturn, those rings you know. But I like Neptune because it’s blue.

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
Kelly. That was September 29th. That either means I pick up the phone a lot, or nobody calls me. I think the latter, though.

6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
Ring tones? Nuh-uh. I want to blow mine up most of the time.

7. What shirt are you wearing?
Navy blue wife beater with a royal blue v neck sweater.

8. Do you label yourself?
Label. Hmmm. Sometimes I like to think of myself as more rock star than most, even though I can barely sing and play no instruments.

9. Name the brand of your shoes you’re currently wearing?
Dravens. Black and white diagonal stripes with a red skull and two swords on only the right shoe. Someone told me they call these “union jacks”. I have no idea nor any interest in verifying that.

10. Bright or Dark Room
Dark rooms are best. I buy into that whole everyone looks better in the dark thing.

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
J and I have very opposite political beliefs almost all of the time. But I love her for her candidness, fierceness and my perceived loyalty she seems to have for people.

12. What does your watch look like?
I think my heart beats too hard for them to work. I had a nice Swiss Army titanium men’s watch I still love, but it is in my jewelry box. Last worn 1996.

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
I was searching for people whose writing I liked to add to my friends list. I became afraid and bailed on that, though.

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
Are you ok?

15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
Oh, I think it is in New Jersey. The only one I go to is in Spring Lake.

16. What’s a word that you say a lot?
Delicious and fancy.

17. Who told you he/she loved you last?
E when I left this morning.

18. Last furry thing you touched?
The wowee. Asa. She was sleeping on my shoulder in between my arms this morning.

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
Claritin. Toprol. Cozaar. Coumadin.  Dilantin.  Extra strength tylenol, downed four at a time. Oh, and I had a smirnoff ice last night. That’s it. How exciting am I?

20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
4 or 5 rolling around in boxes. I have no idea what they are. Some are 12 years old I bet.

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
18 to a week before 19. Then it all fell apart.

22. Your worst enemy?
Myself. My heart. I wish I could take it out and give it a good talking to. But it doesn’t speak english.

23. What is your current desktop picture?
A bright fuschia and yellow iris flower that Bg took a photo of….close up.

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
I’m doing a survey thing because I never do them. You should, too. Or you can just read mine. Bye!

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
I fly in my dreams. Away from lots of bad things. Sometimes it’s nice just to go where you want.

26. Do you like someone?
I like E.

27. The last song you listened to?
A Sun Kil Moon song whose title I can’t recall.

28. What time of day were you born?
11:00 am

29. What’s your favorite number?
3. always 3s.

30. Where did you live in 1987?
Carousel Lane. Colorado Springs, CO.

31. Are you jealous of anyone?
I’m jealous of people who aren’t physically falling apart sometimes.

32. Is anyone jealous of you?
Hahaha. See answer above for a good turn on that.

33. Where were you when 9/11 happened?
Across the river, watching it happen.

34. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
I think of punishing the machine. I never get angry at people, but machines have no safe zone from me. Then I realize I’m in public and beating it is futile. So I walk away, cursing.

35. Do you consider yourself kind?
Always. Except to machines.

36. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
I have a million. But I want a seahorse tattoo so bad. I have it planned. Oh yeah, where? Down the left side of my belly to my hip.

37. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
Arabic. German. Italian. Dutch. I am not fluent in any except Engrish though.

38. Would you move for the person you loved?
I would.

39. Are you touchy feely?
It depends. Not most of the time. Actually no. Touching is pretty rare in my life unless its E touching me.

40. What’s your life motto?
My dad says, “Shit in one hand, and wish in the other and see which one fills up faster”. I know you all expected me to be more inspiring but that I have said often lately.

41. Name three things that you have on you at all times?
Clothes. Keys. My head. Most of the time my have heart wristband and my grandfather’s turquoise and coral ring.

42. What’s your favorite town/city?
I love New York City. But I also love the whole state of Colorado.

43. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
Iced Coffee.

44. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
A thank you note to my aunt Cheryl in Craig, Colorado for a gift she sent.

45. Can you change the oil on a car?
I haven’t. But I could if I had a reminder book. I am pretty fancy with how to’s.

46. Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?
First love. Hmmm. I don’t know.

47. How far back do you know about your ancestry?
Some Dykstras and some other people I can’t recall. I know nothing about such things.

48. The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy?
Fancy. I tried to dress fancy the other day when I went to C’s birthday party. Then I just ended up in jeans anyways. Before that I don’t remember.

49. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
My head and my nose. My eyes and my nose are starting fights with each other.

50. Have you been burned by love?
Is this really a question? Show me someone who hasn’t. Actually, show me someone who deserves to live who hasn’t.

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Oh my god. Is that it???? Surveys! This is why I never do them. 😉