well look at that. I failed to deliver.

It’s coming kids, it’s just a gross terrible story and it is all related to the heart shebangs so it’s not as easy as I thought to talk about all yeah this happened so what? Not sure I ever let myself get over the whole situation, which I brought on myself, mind you. Not in a I intended to get pregnant way, but the disaster that surrounded me for a while was far less fun than you would think and was entirely my fault.

You know those stories where the girl has sex for the first time and ends up pregnant? Clearly I was not a virgin by the time I got pregnant, nor anything close–but this is one of those kinds of stories and it will be clear exactly what I mean by that soon enough.

But not right now because…I need a nap dammit. <3 to you world