Aspartame. The frisky ingredient in most diet sodas. A lovely chemical that turns into formaldehyde in its breakdown.

My favorite quotes are here:

“The FDA reviewed Searle’s studies of this artificial sweetener in which

rats were fed aspartame daily with their meals for one year.  There were

12 brain tumors in the 320 rats that were fed aspartame and no brain

tumors in the 120 rats that were not fed aspartame.



There was also a study done at the University of Wisconsin on rhesus

monkeys.  they were fed aspartame daily.  After  day 200 of a one year

study the monkeys developed epileptic seizures.  After the study ended,

the aspartame was discontinued and the monkeys were fully watched for

60 days.  The monkeys had no more seizures.”

About Nutrasweet: ” It is a powerful
metabolic poison”, Martini laments, ” a witch’s brew of breakdown
products. The methanol-wood alcohol-converts to formaldehyde and
finally formic acid (ant sting poison). The breakdown product of
diketopiperazine, DKP, is a tumor agent.”

This, about a man who had diabets who drank diet soda and coffee sweetened with nutrasweet:
“His sister’s, Minerva Ortiz and Nydia Colon, told me that the funeral
director had never seen a body deteriorate as quickly and was puzzled
by the formaldehyde content before embalming”.

“Aspartame has become a staple of the American diet, yet flies won’t touch  it”.

So the concluding statements that can be made about your diet soda and aspartame via the linked articles following are:

1) you could easily join Deanna’s bad heart club if you drink diet soda in abundance.

2) you could develop brain tumors the same way.

3) you could develop seizures, unexplained any other way.

4) there are lots of fun diseases
that, combined with asparatame ingestion to a great degree, make a fun
party-time cocktail of death


5) there is a literal stench that your
dead body makes due to accelerated decomposition due to the
formaldehyde
metabolized into your tissue.
6) it interacts with other drugs and affects dopamine levels.

here’s one
and another
and another
another
another
another
another

This is the best thing I could come up with for an April Fool’s
joke. Something that everyone should be aware of, so you can stop being
Fools, that is.  I first became aware of this fun fact a few
years ago via this book:


You Are Being Lied To: The
disinformation guide to media distortion, historical whitewashes and
cultural myths Compiled by Editor: Russ Kick