This is the time of year rife with infested lungs, booger heads, and nasty hacking coughs. And I am about to get one. Though I am going to Noni it out of my body with some wellness formula if things work as they should.

And like when I was younger and my hairdryer was my only heater, stuffed pointing up my shirt or down my pants, my favorite activity this morning was standing pantless in front of the space heater.

My electric bill ran almost 200 last month. This is because my landlord actually thinks it’s okay to leave the heat off all day long because he works a 9-8er and I don’t.

uck. I hate being sick and it’s a festering boil in the back of my throat.