hahaha. Though I am sure this is less of a surprise to most others than me, I took one of those lame tests, and surprisingly, it came up with something I consider both facetious, and sarcastic.

I am The Hermit

The
Hermit often suggests a need for time alone – a period of reflection
when distractions are limited. In times of action and high energy, he
stands for the still center that must be created for balance. He can
also indicate that withdrawal or retreat is advised for the moment. In
addition, the Hermit can represent seeking of all kinds, especially for
deeper understanding or the truth of a situation. “Seek, and ye shall
find,” we have been told, and so the Hermit stands for guidance as
well. We can receive help from wise teachers, and, in turn, help others
as we progress.

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I mean, of course I am a hermit.
And today here I was planning my outing as a real live communicable
human, the kind of girl who can just step right out and get your
attention.

See the problem is not the attention, but what I do with it. Which is
mostly to ignore it and pretend it doesn’t exist. I am horrible in
initiating contact with people, and even more horrible actually
maintaining it. It sounds totally horrendous to say, but I feel as if
it’s really an issue of lazy. If I were less lazy then I would have
more friends. Or actually, if there is something to spark some kind of
urge, a sense of knowing, I guess, then I wouldn’t feel like the
constant and its maintenance would be so lackluster. I guess I am
eternally bored with people, and that just might be the bitchiest thing
I have ever said. And I feel horrible about it. But I really am
generally unhumored by stupidity. And I don’t  understand how it
is people spend these ridiculous amounts of time on people that are a
complete hole in the fabric of being.

Ugh. I hate thinking like this. I know there is something wrong with
it. I know that I should feel better about pointlessly droning on about
myself or asking questions of others in situations that are not
immediately pointful. I know that this appears both bitchy, callous,
and egotistical.

But I really can’t help it. Because it is how I feel.